GMC Panellist Whipping BigChrisWe have been outlining the entertaining story of BigChris, the GP who advertised himself on swinging websites and ended up in a clinch with a number of women. BigChris's sexual appetite has grabbed the balls of the General Medical Council. As none of the panellists or Committee members have sex on daily basis, they felt they ought to entertain themselves by reading about someone who does have a vibrant sex life. Yes, it is true, people out in the real world do have sex. Most have kinky sex and isn't that amazing!
Ewan Crawford's third leg is currently on trial at the General Medical Council. The GMC panellists felt they needed more time to familiarise themselves with the concept of swinging and will apparently be bringing their rulers to examine the offending leg. Leg length is vitally important at GMC Towers apparently. In order to do that, the GMC suspended Ewan from the register and left him swinging. The expert in sleep disorders made no comment. We though stated that one of the causes of sleep disorders is too much sex with too many people. We hope he is therefore having rampant sex while being suspended off the register. The General Medical Council will no doubt engage in whipping behaviour and will be poised to tell Ewan that sex without GMC regulated Committee tested viagra is not acceptable.
We should mention that Ewan's registration came under risk after a retired police man reported him to the GMC. His wife had been well and truly experimented apparently. It is noted that the lady in question was quite happy to say " yes yes yes" as opposed to "no, no no". So, it is clear that the good doctor gave her a right seeing to and succeeded where the retired policeman failed. In order to preserve his already failing reputation in bed, the retired policeman reported the good doctor to the GMC. Each man's Fitness to Practise In Bed will not be assessed because the retired policeman's wife has already assessed it and given her verdict.
BigChris's defence was that he was continuing his female anatomy revision and gaining CPDs ready to be revalidated by Dame Carol Black [ carrying a leather whip].
Ewan Crawford's third leg is currently on trial at the General Medical Council. The GMC panellists felt they needed more time to familiarise themselves with the concept of swinging and will apparently be bringing their rulers to examine the offending leg. Leg length is vitally important at GMC Towers apparently. In order to do that, the GMC suspended Ewan from the register and left him swinging. The expert in sleep disorders made no comment. We though stated that one of the causes of sleep disorders is too much sex with too many people. We hope he is therefore having rampant sex while being suspended off the register. The General Medical Council will no doubt engage in whipping behaviour and will be poised to tell Ewan that sex without GMC regulated Committee tested viagra is not acceptable.
We should mention that Ewan's registration came under risk after a retired police man reported him to the GMC. His wife had been well and truly experimented apparently. It is noted that the lady in question was quite happy to say " yes yes yes" as opposed to "no, no no". So, it is clear that the good doctor gave her a right seeing to and succeeded where the retired policeman failed. In order to preserve his already failing reputation in bed, the retired policeman reported the good doctor to the GMC. Each man's Fitness to Practise In Bed will not be assessed because the retired policeman's wife has already assessed it and given her verdict.
BigChris's defence was that he was continuing his female anatomy revision and gaining CPDs ready to be revalidated by Dame Carol Black [ carrying a leather whip].
